[That's it, he's moving to the wilderness. Even leaves off trees would be fresher than this. Still, that's a reasonable explanation, and he has some experience adjacent to places that are severely lacking in good food, but of course the facts laid out plainly like that make him--defensive.]
Well, it's not my fault. Nobody told me about the food shortage in my sleep.
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Well, it's not my fault. Nobody told me about the food shortage in my sleep.