Oh, a worldly person can just tell. [And that's all he needs to say about that, especially with the topic change. It brightens the darker corners of that smug attitude of his (the parts that would delight in assholes getting theirs), and brings him back around to childlike glee.]

Amazing. I can't say it's the best festival I've been to, but it's certainly a change in atmosphere I desperately needed. And look at this! [He points to the carousel that they're now getting closer to.] We didn't have anything like that where I came from. What's it do besides go in a circle? What's the point of it? I don't know! Isn't that exciting?

[worldly, yet... an actual two year old.]