[This reminds him too much of Fitz and Ashton, only hornier, which makes Molly more inclined to step in the same way he did with Rissa- mostly, because he recognizes Piper, but also because fuck those shitheads.
He is so tired of landen shitheads making it hard for him to sympathize with their plight....
So he steps up behind them, aware he won't be able to Charm them with that Muter on their person- cheaters- but he has two swords (that he will not use), horns, and a tail, and he can use them.]
Oh yes, the lady has to choose between a magnificent specimen of a rare beast that chases its tail in circles for a few moments before coming to a slightly disappointing ending, and an actual beast.who does the same thing with less class. Hard decision, really.
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He is so tired of landen shitheads making it hard for him to sympathize with their plight....
So he steps up behind them, aware he won't be able to Charm them with that Muter on their person- cheaters- but he has two swords (that he will not use), horns, and a tail, and he can use them.]
Oh yes, the lady has to choose between a magnificent specimen of a rare beast that chases its tail in circles for a few moments before coming to a slightly disappointing ending, and an actual beast.who does the same thing with less class. Hard decision, really.