[He giggles like a preteen who has just heard someone say "dickbutt" on the playground for the first time. The height of maturity, this one.] You're absolutely right, and you have to be careful because if you're really impolite, they might not be the one getting mounted in the end. There might be a lesson in that about how you proposition a sentient being that is four times your size.

[He is definitely skirting the line here, but eh. The kids are focused on the carousel. They're fine, and if anyone asked, he could just say "Oh no, I mean that the dragon might sit on you, darling." Which is true. Not what he means, but true.]