[He leans to the side so he can lightly tap her shoulder with his.] That's good. I'm both very likable and very squishy. Bandits, however? Bandits I have plenty of experience with. Sometimes they just need a good talking to. In fact there's a group of bandits back home who are probably doing something very good with their lives because of the advice I gave them.

[And terrified into them. They're gonna be here for awhile- might as well share stories.]