It's best to make an impression with something fun, right? The normal, boring stuff can come whenever.
[ he's fine with it, drawing his card and showing the 13 pulled. he runs his finger over the edge of the card, not worried about papercuts. they're old cards, and he's hardy. ]
'Kay, so this might not be the biggest fight I was in, but it was the most fun one. [ he squints down at the card before returning it to the top of the deck and looking up at molly. ] When I first decided to play co-op with Emu, we went to fight this really annoying guy who had been causing us all problems. We hadn't fought on the same side for a long time, but we got it together really easily because we're one and the same.
[ yeah, this part's intentionally confusing. there's a glint in parado's eyes that seems to be baiting more questions. ]
So the guy we fought, Cronus. He could pause everything - control time, basically. Emu had ways to avoid it, though. Even when Cronus froze me, Emu set things up so that when I could move again, I'd be in just the right spot to attack. [ he's trying to draw out vague positioning in the air with his hands. ] I've got an axe as a weapon, so landing a hit with that was fun. And I got to confuse him, had him running around in circles. Together, it was almost too easy.
[ for a moment, parado looks so pleased to be reminiscing about all this, but his face drops into a scowl. ]
But after we won, he pulled some dev kit cheaty crap and reset everything. Some people are really bad losers.
despite being a tcg player i dont own a d20 so. slaps googles rng
[ he's fine with it, drawing his card and showing the 13 pulled. he runs his finger over the edge of the card, not worried about papercuts. they're old cards, and he's hardy. ]
'Kay, so this might not be the biggest fight I was in, but it was the most fun one. [ he squints down at the card before returning it to the top of the deck and looking up at molly. ] When I first decided to play co-op with Emu, we went to fight this really annoying guy who had been causing us all problems. We hadn't fought on the same side for a long time, but we got it together really easily because we're one and the same.
[ yeah, this part's intentionally confusing. there's a glint in parado's eyes that seems to be baiting more questions. ]
So the guy we fought, Cronus. He could pause everything - control time, basically. Emu had ways to avoid it, though. Even when Cronus froze me, Emu set things up so that when I could move again, I'd be in just the right spot to attack. [ he's trying to draw out vague positioning in the air with his hands. ] I've got an axe as a weapon, so landing a hit with that was fun. And I got to confuse him, had him running around in circles. Together, it was almost too easy.
[ for a moment, parado looks so pleased to be reminiscing about all this, but his face drops into a scowl. ]
But after we won, he pulled some dev kit cheaty crap and reset everything. Some people are really bad losers.