They're my web shooters. They shoot out streams of an industrial strength adhesive I developed, at 300 psi.

[He really is proud of the damn things and that's audible in his voice.]

And abso-friggin-lutely you can check them out later. It's rare I get to be a show-off and they're very show-off-able.

[Plus, it'll be nice to talk to someone who has enough scientific interest to want to see them up close.]

What's your name, anyway? I'm Spider-Man.