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agentlelog2019-03-01 11:19 pm
illequipped) wrote in agentlelog2019-03-01 11:19 pm
Entry tags:
open | like a B- for effort
Who: ya boy emil and you
When: now, later, etc
Where: queen's residence, around town, a farm somewhere
What: some influence jobs and a general prompt
Warnings: he may cry eventually
loren's lament
When: now, later, etc
Where: queen's residence, around town, a farm somewhere
What: some influence jobs and a general prompt
Warnings: he may cry eventually
loren's lament
[Let the record show: Emil and any kind of paperwork have never gotten along swimmingly. He barely scraped through school and has a personal vendetta against reading for work, so this? This is honestly his worst idea to date, letting himself get roped into reading for work!!! for this Loren person. What's in it for him, he mumbles mostly to himself, but he's still doing it.shock it 2 me
Like, not very well. But he's sitting behind a messy stack of papers, now mumbling mostly to himself about how "sort by severity" is completely subjective? For example, he has no vested interest in the rippling effects of recent upheavals on local businesses, but apparently a lot of people do! Wow! Amazing!
For the third time in an hour, he sighs loudly. Hi, you're here, so please give his woes your attention.]
This is dreadful. Does he really read all of these when no one else is here?
[Who READS??]
[The only reason Emil is even trying to help with the livestock problem is because... well. Honestly, it's because the thought of sad farm animals made him deeply upset and he was compelled to come help. What this means for the job, however, is that an overly-emotional tiny dude has become attached to at least one farm animal (like, a cute baby goat, probably) in between complaining about how the animals seem to want to follow him around and chew on various bits of his clothing.stylish yet irresponsible use of stipend
And then, tragedy of tragedies, his favorite baby goat goes missing and he is deeply distraught. Now, at last, he is inspired to take action.
Of course, he's terrible at Craft, so his misguided attempts to do anything resembling an electric fence keep ending with him giving himself a huge dose of static electricity. Is nothing easy?]
[Or: who blew their whole stipend on clothes instead of budgeting for food? This guy. On the one hand, he can dress like a local on a whim now! That's exciting! The clothes aren't incredibly great, but they're not terrible. He's managing.misc
He's also incredibly hungry, which is starting to get embarrassing hours and hours after breakfast. Please feed him, or at least humor him when he very abruptly begins a Casual Conversation (hint: he's bad at this one):]
How do people get jobs here? Just wondering.
[hello what do you want to do? i'm probably on board with it. you can send me a pm or pp tojojoveller with ideas or just tag wildly!! dark knights is the only job emil won't do... and for my own sake i'd like to limit job threads to 2 per job so i can handle them!! thank you
feel free to find him being terrible at magic practice or whining about morning training, etc, i am really open.]
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Maybe not everything is about you and your stupid room! Do you think it's the end of the world if I don't show up? Honestly!
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[He gives Emil a faintly amused smile.]
If you weren't interested in learning and were simply trying to get out of it, I would say you could simply tell me as much.
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You— I don't care about your stupid first aid, just stay out of my head! I'm telling you that right now!
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Very well. I apologise for the intrusion.
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Whatever. I don't want to keep talking about it.
[Talk about why he's uncomfortable? Perish the thought.]