past the castle gates

[garmr]

Who: Guts and Friends
When: April!
Where: Multiple
What: Catch-all for April, including influence threads
Warnings: None yet!

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Comments

[illequipped]

[bruh.........

Well, Emil is very small, so it's not hard to shake him off even for someone who isn't the size of a small house. But is he done? Is he?? No, he's not, he's going to try it again, with more gusto!!]

Give me my stupid box! You don't even like helping!!

[garmr]

[Well, his original plan was to knock Emil off once, watch him get disheartened, and then tell him to shut up. But, uh, that’s not happening. He’s climbing on even harder???

What a stubborn brat!!]

You aren’t gonna give up, are you?

[illequipped]

No! I know how to do my job, and you're just- big!

[Yes, a fine argument. He's a one of a kind box barnacle.]

[garmr]

...

[Wasn't this clambering barnacle just spending an hour on his break?? No, Guts decides, he does not know how to do his job.

And so, with a great big sigh of resignation, he keeps walking forward with his box, Emil's box, and Emil dangling from somewhere on his body. If a sailor or two sends a question his way about the whole predicament, he blithely ignores them.]