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Guts ([personal profile] garmr) wrote in [community profile] agentlelog2019-04-02 11:15 pm

past the castle gates

Who: Guts and Friends
When: April!
Where: Multiple
What: Catch-all for April, including influence threads
Warnings: None yet!

[If you'd like a starter, feel free to DM or ping at [plurk.com profile] hematite
illequipped: (again: leave me be)

o boy

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Truthfully, it's a mystery how Emil got here in the first place. He definitely doesn't carry himself like someone who wants to be spending the afternoon hauling crates around, especially at the docks reeking of fish and sweat and saltwater— really not his scene. And yet, he's here anyway.

It's entirely possible this is a mistake and someone much bigger and more intimidating than he is gave him just enough mean looks to keep him there, or one of the sailors convinced him to push crates around as a joke. No matter; whatever the reason, there is one (1) more prissy pretty boy on this dock than usual, currently leaning his elbow on a crate and not moving it at all. It's break time; he deserves this.

But, ah- being nudged with a boot is so... rude!! He turns and looks up - literally everyone here has at least a head on him, jesus - and then—]


Ah! [POINTS..... this is like, the third time he's done this, but the first time outside of breakfast.] You!!
illequipped: (??????????????????)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-05 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gosh, Guts, Emil is the coin-thrower, get it right. He will continue to do this point-and-exclaim thing each and every time he sees Guts for the foreseeable future, sadly— but at least this time is genuine surprise and not indignation. Unlike at breakfast, he will permit Guts' presence here on the dock.

But maybe not for long if he keeps being nudged, what the hell!!]


Stop that! I'm doing my job— go around!
illequipped: (when ya bf inside ya brain)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-06 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not a twig!!! But he is tiny, that much is true, and this thing comes up to like, his waist. Mistakes were made.]

I kicked it all the way over here, actually.

[No one stopped this.]
illequipped: (127)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-07 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh

my god???]


Wh— [Emil is honestly too shocked for a moment to do anything, then he bristles and swats pointlessly at Guts' arm.] E-Excuse me! Stop that!

[Oh my god!!!] I'm trying, alright? A lot!
illequipped: (don't talk to me)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-07 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
But— hold on!

[Hold! On! That's Emil's box! How is he supposed to, uh, get silently laughed at by all these big, scary sailors if he isn't kicking a box down the dock? It takes him a moment to shuffle forward a bit and then hurry after Guts, slapping his hands onto the side of the box. Hello!!!!]

This one is mine!
illequipped: (gab)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[This is how Emil earns his keep, actually- entertainment value. One might call this, like, court jester level of entertainment... but it still counts. He has no idea.

He slaps the box again for good measure. Guts!!]


But this one is mine! [He's a spoiled only child, is it obvious?? Give him his STUFF back!] I can move it if you just stopped!
illequipped: (a babey)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-14 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh okay, that gets him to pause.]

Um, what?

[He glances around, like, in front of everyone? Sadly, there are just enough bored sailors watching this still that he can't back down now!! Death warrant: signed.

...Not that he has any genius ideas besides just quite literally trying to climb onto the box from here. Give him this!!]
illequipped: (127)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[bruh.........

Well, Emil is very small, so it's not hard to shake him off even for someone who isn't the size of a small house. But is he done? Is he?? No, he's not, he's going to try it again, with more gusto!!]


Give me my stupid box! You don't even like helping!!
illequipped: (sit)

[personal profile] illequipped 2019-04-18 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I know how to do my job, and you're just- big!

[Yes, a fine argument. He's a one of a kind box barnacle.]